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October 27, 2010

Celebrity Spotlight on Harvest the Dog

Filed under: Friends — Tyler @ 9:14 pm
Harvest the Dog

Harvest the Dog

Corona del Mar, California is a tightly knit neighborhood with people of many honorable and luxurious professions including, doctors, scientists, dermatologists, bloggers, lawyers and retired athletes. But what is interesting, is that not only does everyone know everyone else by name, but people know the names of the dogs in the neighborhood with astounding accuracy. One dog is very well known in the neighborhood. She is soft and friendly and very kind to children. Her name is Harvest. This is a picture of her to the left. Originally Harvest was going to be a seeing eye dog. But she was a little bit too peppy and aggressive as a puppy so she didn’t make it into the program. Later Harvest was a hearing dog for the hearing impaired. But for some reason the person who was going to get Harvest ended up not wanting to have to take care of a dog. So my parents got lucky and had the chance to get Harvest to be their friend. My parents have been longtime supporters of the guide dog program, and my brother once raised a guide dog himself! One thing that is funny is that when my parents got Harvest, she didn’t bark. And they thought that was very strange. But after a couple years Harvest became more comfortable and started to bark occasionally. She usually barks at other dogs in order to say, “Hello.”

A year ago during Thanksgiving, Harvest barked near the dinner table and it sounded like she said, “I WANT SOME!” It was really strange because it sounded like she was speaking English.

Harvest is a celebrity around Corona del Mar because everyone knows her. I’ll be taking her for a walk and I will say hi to people I’ve never met before and they will introduce themselves. Then they will say something like, “Wait? Is this Harvest? HI HARVEST!” Then they will pat her. Harvest is so friendly and mild-mannered that everyone likes her. Manny people have said to me that she is, “The Most Well-Behaved Dog in Corona del Mar.” Now, I would like to modify that statement slightly and change into, Harvest is the “Most Well-Behaved Dog in Corona del Mar when she is in public.” Because when I try and take her for a walk she often-times resists and I have to physically pick her up off the ground to get her to go.

It is next to impossible to get her to go on a walk when she is upstairs in her dog bed. She just won’t get up. But lately I’ve tried this trick where I will shake the dog bone container slightly to make some noise when I am downstairs. And for some reason, even if she is sleeping she can hear the sound of the dog bones moving around in the plastic container. And after a couple seconds she will come downstairs. So I’ve been very lucky with that as of late.

Harvest is very kind to children and she is very gentle. If there is a small child she will smell him/her and then give them a friendly lick. I always think that is funny because the kids make that face like, “AHHH! That dog licked me!”

A few months ago Harvest’s shoulder was really hurting her. So we took her to the Veterinarian and had her checked out. The Vet said that we needed to switch from using a collar and leash to a harness and leash. It turns out that a harness on a dog can help if the dog is having neck or shoulder problems. And Harvest has been an easier time with the harness. Harvest is ten years old and so the harness helps out.

One thing that I like to do with Harvest is that I like to talk to her like she is a person. For example: Today I wanted to take Harvest for a walk. And normally when I say, “Come on Harvest! Let’s go for  a walk!” She will stay laying down and she will just look at me. Usually she is sunbathing. But today I made some conversation by asking, “Hi Harvest how you doing so far today?” And she just looked at me and blinked. And I said, “Oh, that’s good. I’m having an all-right day as well. I picked up some more dog bags from the store so that’s good.” And Harvest was looking at me intently and her tail moved slightly. “Yeah, so Harvest, I was thinking we could go for a walk. Is that something you’d be interested in?” And then Harvest got up on her own to go on the walk.

-Tyler

Double Park Mastery at Gelsons

Filed under: Overidon News — Tyler @ 8:23 pm
Double Park Mastery

Double Park Mastery

Multiple people who shop at Gelson’s and the adjacent business in Eastbluff have serious skills in Double Park Mastery. Now you may be looking at the picture and think that that person is only barely over the line. But I actually had to find another parking space because some other person was WAY over the line. I just took a picture of this one because there was someone eating a cheeseburger near the other car and I wanted to be stealthy. If you look at the black car to the right of the picture that has the dirt of the door, then you will notice that these parking space are HUGE. I had plenty of room on the other side of the space also. So this means that the grey car must have missed the mark by several feet.

-Tyler

October 26, 2010

New Monster named Catmancer

Filed under: Overidon News — Tyler @ 11:06 pm
Catmancer

Catmancer - click to enlarge

In New York I created several new monsters. These monsters are going to eventually be used in my new game. If you look to the left there is a picture of the very dangerous monster named, “Catmancer.” He is not to be trifled with. Catmancer does serious magic damage to anyone who confronts him. He also is so powerful that he can communicate with you during your dreams. He likes to do that in order to test your psychological mettle and see if you are going to be a worthy adversary. Catmancer is extremely intelligent and knows many spells.  Catmancer is equipped with a wizards hat, cape, and magic wand. He was trained by powerful wizards who lived in ancient temple ruins. Battle Catmancer with care.

-Tyler

Exact Change makes Cents

Filed under: Observations — Tyler @ 12:34 am
cent

Cents

Today I made several purchases of items. The first purchase was for laundry and dry cleaning but that was done via credit card. But later in the day I bought a Chipotle Barbeque Burger from Veggie Grill and some Tomato Basil soup. The soup was very good by the way. I imagined that it was going to be bright red and runny. But in fact the soup was a reddish-pink color with some brown specks. It had tiny tomato bits in it. The soup made my meal much more filling, and satisfying. But I didn’t have exact change for the two items, so I ended up giving the cashier fifteen dollars. I ended up getting some bills and some change. Sounds like a normal day in a monetary based society right? WRONG. I could have stopped there and said, “Ok, I made some purchases today. I’m goona stop now.” But no, I now had coins in my pocket. And when I have coins, by golly am I going to spend them. If I don’t spend my coins by the end of the day, I end up putting them in this bowl on my shelf. And if any more coinage goes into that bowl, then a black hole is going to form in my room. (Probably because of the tremendous amount of mass in such a confined area)

So when I went to Jack in the Box I ordered a medium drink.  After tax it was two dollars and one cent. But here was my problem: I had change, but no pennies. So I decided to break a nickel. Now I had even more coins in my pocket. This whole situation was getting out of hand. I ended buying a Chocolate Overload Cake a little later. But that was $1.95 and I didn’t have THAT much change, so I ended up getting another nickel.

After writer’s group at Jack in the Box I went to the Peet’s Coffee and Tea and ordered a single shot medium whole milk latte. Finally I had a place to put my change, the tip jar. I used a quarter to pay for the fifteen cents of the $3.15 charge for my drink. Then I put the rest of the coins I had in the tip jar. That’s when I realized that money has very little to do with the currency or purchasing power. Money is movement. I want to sway with the system. So what if dollar bills are dirty and bacteria filled because of how many times they are exchanged from hand to hand. I like giving people paper and then watching them do things for me. That’s amazing. A cashless society, as efficient as it may purport to be, lacks the visceral beauty of cash and coins. I’ve worked at a few coffee shops in my life, and you know what? Even though dollar tips were preferred, I always appreciated coin tips as well. Anything was better than nothing.

What’s going to happen to tipping at coffee shops when there is no coins or cash? I’m a little worried about this. Barista’s have it tough enough when people use things like Starbucks cards or gift cards in order to pay for their coffee. It is really easy to forget to tip when you hand someone a card to swipe. Taking out the cash after swiping the card is another step. And in our streamlined society, that extra step doesn’t always make the cut. But baristas need those tips, bad. Most baristas get between $25 – $70 per week in tips, depending on the location and type of coffee shop. That may not seem like much money compared to a restaurant server, but baristas need and use it all the same. So if we do switch to a cashless society, then baristas are going to get the short end of the stick.

Cash also is cool when hanging out with friends. I always carry some cash because I think splitting multiple debit cards over a meal is just silly. But if I am at a super expensive restaurant then that’s different.

I just took a couple minute break to look at my PentyOfFish.com profile which you can view by clicking HERE, and I noticed that I am getting a lot more women to look at my profile. I was wondering why and then I realized I made a couple changes lately. The big change was in my headline. You see, I tried several different headlines and not all of them were getting ladies to look at my profile as often as I preferred. I like to get at least one new girl to look at my profile per day or else I feel like I failed. So what I did was I decided to use my brain and actually use what I’ve learned from blogging and analyzing statistics. So I looked at my current profile headline and it said, “I like waffles.” And that wasn’t working. I ended up trying several other headlines that didn’t get me many profile views so I just put in a placeholder while I slept on it which was, “zzz.” Then it hit me. I started actually looking at the “My Matches” section and reading the headlines of the ladies. A lot of them were really interesting, instead of talking about themselves, a large percentage of the women simply stated what they wanted in a man, or what they were “looking” for. I took a mental note of what the more popular female headline desires were. The most popular ones I found with girls that seemed compatible with me was, “Looking for a good man,” and, “Searching for a good hearted man,” (and “hearted” isn’t even a word because it is coming up under spell check as I type right now) and my personal  favorite, “Looking for a real man.”

After careful consideration, calculation, and contemplation I changed my plentyoffish.com headline from “zzz” to “Good Hearted Man.” And what I observed was that I am getting multiple ladies per day checking out my profile. I guess you got to give people what they want. I am a good hearted man. What is interesting is that even though I am getting many more profile views now. Not a single one of these women had in their headlines, “Looking for a good hearted man.” In fact, the best looking lady so far simply has the word, “orange” as her profile headline. And I find this intriguing. I’m considering messaging her. But I am having trouble deciding on how title the subject field for the message. Should I title the subject with a complimentary color or a different type of citrus fruit? Whatever, she says that her profession is “boring stuff” and from my experience that usually means the lady is a trained assassin. Not going to risk it.

-Tyler

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