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February 22, 2011

Facebook Inside Jokes in the Public News Feeds

Filed under: Observations — Tyler @ 10:51 pm
Facebook News Feed Inside Jokes

Surprise!

There are a lot of inside jokes in this world. But some ways of telling inside jokes are more malicious than others. There is one technique of telling an inside joke privately to friends. And then there is telling an inside joke maliciously at someone else who doesn’t know the joke while in public. Then there is telling an inside joke on the public news feeds on Facebook where tons of people don’t know what the inside joke is. That is kind of like getting some free billboards near the freeway and painting an inside joke that only about 12 people understand the punchline to. So before you tell an inside joke as an status update, think of the hundreds of people who you will be hurting…because they want to know.

A possible solution to this problem could go like this. Let’s say, Lacy has an inside joke that she tells on her facebook news feed status update. It is something like: “Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream…2012 ain’t got nothing on me.”

Now some of her friends are a little confused by this update. Is she talking about eating Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream while watching the 2012 action film that was made by the same dudes who did The Day After Tomorrow? Or other friends may be wondering if by eating ice cream, Lacy is protecting herself from the 2012 Armageddon pseudo-science prophesy.

But what only a small group of friends, (5 to be exact) is that her ex boyfriend Cedric is allergic to mint flavour. And whenever he inhales mint, Cedric starts to swear. So to get revenge on Cedric when he took her out on an “Apology get-back together date” she purchased a small container of mint chocolate chip ice cream and opened the lid and put it in the back seat. And so Cedric kept swearing, and cussing the whole night uncontrollably after they saw their play on the downfall of Rome. And it just all happens, that “2012LUV” is Cedric’s license plate.

So by saying, “Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream…2012 ain’t got nothing on me,” her five friends got some good laughs but everyone else who commented looked dumb.

Well, we’ve been working on a solution. The trick is, whenever you tell an inside joke on facebook public news feed area…include a link in the comments section that will direct people who don’t get the joke to a color Power Point presentation that explains IN-DETAIL the funniness of the inside joke.

-Tyler

Dogvision 2011

Filed under: Tyler's Mind — Tyler @ 3:50 pm
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Dogvision 2

Harvest is a special dog that sees many things. I wonder what she sees? She likes to sit down at the park and relax. Sometimes when I want to get started on my day, she lays down and makes us appreciate the little piece of nature that is the park. Harvest doesn’t seem to looking at just one thing either. She follows different movements and probably different smells as well. Yesterday she rolled over when I was patting her and scratching her neck. She stretches her neck out so it is easier for me to get at the lower parts of it. That is when she makes a smile while being upside=down that makes her look like a bat. Harvest is almost 11 years old, so that makes her a very wise lady in dog years.

Sometimes she stares at me when I walk around the house. I’ve heard people say that dogs stare because they are pack animals and they keep an eye on each other. And that most dogs view the humans in the household that they like as the pack leaders. So they tend to stare at the pack leaders for information on when the next snack is becoming available.

harvest cookie

Here's a treat for you, Harvest!

It used to be hard to get her to want to go on walks. But now I bribe her with a small dog cookie. It is funny because she will come from all the way upstairs just when I make the sound of the cookies moving around in their container. One time I made the sound for a long time because I couldn’t hear her approach. And I kept moving the cookie around and around. And then I was thinking, “Well, she isn’t coming down. Maybe she is too tired for a cookie tonight?” Then to my surprise, Harvest was standing right behind me. I was startled. What a magical friend.

Have you ever had a dog that knew how to open doors with handles? Harvest likes to come in my room late at night even though my door is closed. She scares the lion tusks out of me. I guess she is interested in blogging. Maybe one day someone will design a keyboard for dogs with very large, paw-sized buttons.

-Tyler

If you would like to learn more about Harvest…click HERE.

400 posts and a new header image

Filed under: Overidon News — Tyler @ 12:35 am

In commemoration of 400 posts here at overidon.com we are proud to present a new header image in the header rotation. This is symbolic of vegetables, space travel, and cats.

February 21, 2011

Offline Facebook Status Updates

Filed under: Tyler's Mind — Tyler @ 11:55 pm
offline facebook status updates

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This article is about a form of Facebook participation. It involves being offline from the chat mode but posting jokes on one’s status anyway. This is great because you can tell everyone jokes and not have to reap the consequences of having people hurl insults via chat mode. I love this feature and I’m going to use it more often whenever I have a really good zinger. A few minutes ago I just asked the question: What kind of herb is the best at sports? And I bet lots of people are going to think about that one for a while and think of something sassy. But I can think of only a few people that are going to figure out the real answer. But since you read this article I’ll tell you.

Q: What kind of herb is the best at sports?

A: tournament

HAAH!!!

Ok. So you probably want to be Facebook friends immediately after hearing that, but hold on…there’s more!

Q: What is the most boring form of transportation?

A: zzzcopter

BOOM!

Dude I got more.

Q: What’s a walruses favorite dating site?

A: PlentyOfFish.com

Served. Don’t hang up yet.

My ex-girlfriend used to always buy designer pairs of jeans in two’s. There wasn’t a single time when she would buy just one. I guess that’s because of how much she liked to second-GUESS.

Ok. Fine, now you can add me.

-Tyler

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