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June 22, 2011

Sodium and Gomorrah

Filed under: Tyler's Mind — Tyler @ 5:43 pm
hot dog regret

Hot Dog Regret

I’m not going to disclose the hot dog manufacturer who produced these monstrosities. This is because overidon.com is not a website about negativity. But this story must be told. Today I was on my way to the gym and my mom got home from Yoga. I told her I was going to leave and she begged me to cook her some hot dogs. Since, I was on my way to the gym and hadn’t had lunch yet, I decided that I would eat a couple hot dogs myself as well. I started up the grill and opened the package. “OH COOL! 2X sized hot dogs, these are going to taste great. And they are supposed to be extra high quality. Maybe these will actually have some meat from a mammal in them!” I put the jumbo hot dogs on the grill. The large plastic package could only hold four of the hot dogs and I didn’t want to put a lone hot dog in the freezer because I knew I’d eat two of them and my mom would have at least one.

After thoroughly cooking the hot dogs I summoned my mom and told her that the dogs were ready to be eaten. We both ate a dog and then I went to eat a second hot dog. Everything was fine at first but then I realized that I wasn’t feeling too good. What was the problem? I’m a 31 year old man who works out every other day and has a very fast metabolism. I’ve been eating hamburgers and other food in large quantities in order to keep up with my internal stomo-furnace and I thought hot dogs might add some extra nitrogen to the flame. Nitro makes cars go fast so why not me?

Well, after a few minutes from the 2nd jumbo dog, I started feeling really bad. Not bad enough that I thought I was going to get sick, but I felt that I needed to go to the gym IMMEDIATELY and try and get this stuff either integrated into my body or sweated out pronto. Then my mom asked me if I would go on a run to the pharmacy to pick up some heartburn medicine. This afternoon was heading downhill…fast.

I then took the hot dog plastic packaging from the trash and looked at the nutritional information. It said that the suggested serving size was ONE hot dog only. And I ate two. I was worried. Then I read the fine print. It said that each single jumbo hot dog was 44% of the day’s suggested sodium content! This meant that in literally 15 minutes I ate 88% of my total sodium intake. No wonder I felt horrible. I knew hot dogs were salty critters but nearly half of one’s sodium intake in a single dog, not counting the bun?

When I was on my way to the gym, I usually grab a cup of tea from Starbucks and chat with the baristas for a couple minutes. This way I can walk to the gym and have something warm to drink on the way there. I was talking about the salt content of the hot dogs with the barristas and I said I felt like I was having a salt overload. And he said that I was going to turn into a pillar of salt with all the sodium decadence. If Gomorrah was hot dog land then I’m in big trouble.

At the gym, I began my workout on the StairMaster. In just 10 minutes of level 7 step workout I seriously was 80% more drenched in sweat than normal. I could have opened my own Gatorade store with all the electrolytes my pores were excreting. I was afraid to do my normal heavy sit-up regiment because I didn’t want to barf.

When I was discussing the situation with the girl at the reception desk at the gym, I told her that I was going to tell my mom, “We are not doing this again.” It was as if I was giving myself my own hot dog intervention. This is serious.

-Tyler

June 21, 2011

Evolution of External Hard Drives

Filed under: Observations — Tyler @ 11:43 pm
Hard Drive

Hard Drive

External Hard Drives for computers have undergone a tremendous amount of evolution over the past 13 years. In the mid-late 1990’s, the hip thing was to use Zip Disks. These disks were very similar to 3 and 1/2 inch floppies, but they had around 80 times the storage space. The zip disks needed a special reader that plugged into the computer via parallel port. Before zip disks, people needed to have large boxes full of floppy disks. We would use WinZip to make backups of files that were larger than 1.44 megabytes. I remember having to “recurse subdirectories” in order for the backups to work correctly for folders with subfolders.

Zip Disks could sometimes hold up to 100 megabytes and so one of my custom built machines actually had a zip drive built in. Nowadays, some computers don’t even come with floppy ports.

As databases for business and space requirements for video and gaming grew, so did interest in hard drive technology. And as hard drives gained in capacity, so did their external counterparts.

The first large external hard drives for consumer use were bulky and expensive. They required their own power sources and were noisy and also generated a significant amount of heat. Since they were heavy, they were highly susceptible to damage from falling.

Before USB 2.0 came along. External Hard Drives used different connectors. Depending on the year they were made and their intended purpose, external hard drives used everything from parallel ports, custom proprietary ports, USB 1.1, or even FireWire.

FireWire was a huge breath of fresh air over USB 1.1 especially when massive amounts of data and throughput was required for video editing and other demanding tasks. USB 1.1 was great for connecting peripherals, but the hard drive storage capacity potential exceeded 1.1’s transfer rates during the early 2000’s. Although one could use 1.1 for transferring data, it was a migraine for power users. FireWire and USB 2.0 did a great job of coping with the new size of hard drives and the demands of users.

The advent of USB 2.0 made it so large external hard drives could be powered by the USB port of the laptop or desktop that they were connected to. This was a huge boon to professionals and consumers hobbyists alike, because it meant more portability, and the need for one less electrical socket at a meeting or in an apartment. But the external hard drive evolution didn’t stop there.

Around the same time in the middle of the 2000’s, two important things happened. The explosion of capacity for large external hard drives took place in he hundreds of gigabytes. Every six months, someone could look at the newspaper and try and find a large Fry’s advertisement on the back page. We would be astonished by the rapid rate of capacity for internal and external hard drives. This contrasted with he seemingly less impressive growth in CPU speed. CPU speed used to be the talked about number in he 86 years o the DX’s and the DX2 all the way up to the advent of Pentium and AMD cores. But eventually hard drive space, and especially portable hard drive space became the hot discussion.

The second major thing hat happened during he mid 2000’s was the miniaturization of external hard drives. For those needing large amounts of space, the drives became less bulky. Today, external hard drives continue on that trend and the last drive I purchased was a USB 3.0 external hard drive with a capacity of 500 gigabytes. The drive is a quarter of the physical size of one of my old Seagates and it is a third as heavy. Yet the hard drive evolution took a proverbial mutation detour, when hard drive technology learned a thing or two from Random Access Memory.

Random Access Memory or RAM as we all know it now, is quite different from conventional hard drives that used magnets to store and write data. RAM was designed to temporarily store program data so it can be executed by the computer and eventually displayed on the screen and made so users can interact with the programs. That is a very rough description of the process but a quick analogy could be to think of a Hard Drive as a human’s long term memory where important information is stored for long period of time. But the RAM is like our short term memory where we hold information about the cheese we need to purchase for today’s omelet and how much change we got back from the cashier. That information is only needed for each moment of the day.

Well, RAM and External Hard Drives had a strange love child which is what we call the new style Flash Drives. Flash Drives use chipsets that are slightly similar to RAM, but these Flash Drives have long term storage capacity like Hard Drives. These Flash Drives have grown in capacity and decreased in size so fast that we have seen drives become smaller than the USB interfaces that connect them to the computers. This type of technology makes it so someone can hold a 10 gigabyte flash drive in his or her pocket that has the capacity of more than 6,900 old-school floppy disks. Imagine bringing 6,900 three and-a-half inch floppy disks to a business meeting in order to demonstrate a video presentation. You would need an entire team of people to just get your presentation into the room, and then what happens if one disk got misplaced?

The evolution continues to grow and the camera and photography industry did an excellent job of developing small SD cards to store data. These SD cards began as things that only held a couple hundred of megabytes of data. But eventually they became so advanced as to being able to store gigs on a little piece of plastic that is no bigger than an adult man’s big toenail. This revolution was made even more popular by the Sony Playstation Portable’s use of SD cards for originally storing game data, and then transitioning to storing the actual games themselves.

Today, External Hard Drives are becoming ever more relevant despite the cloud computing craze. External Hard Drives are become integrated parts of wireless devices like iPhones and iPads, and how these hard drives connect and communicate is getting quite interesting. There is software apps such as, “Bump” that allows people to share data from these hard drives within portable devices wirelessly. This completely bypasses needs for USB connectors, but it can raise some security concerns as well. As innovation continues to grow the bottom line is that information storage and the ability to keep it secure and portable will be a primary concern for developers, artists, gamers and consumers alike. This evolution will not stop because the size of files are not getting any smaller, and people’s thirst for information these days is completely insatiable.

In conclusion, the evolution of External Hard Drives started as a necessity for the portability of information. But now it has become a convenience and form of social interaction through the popularity of information sharing. This is so much so, that having the ability to quickly give someone your latest song that you wrote or action film that your friend is trying to promote has become a status-symbol and fashion statement. As this technology becomes more efficient, so will the transmission of our creative information, and thus…our very lives.

-Tyler

June 20, 2011

Gym Determination and Courtesy

Filed under: Observations — Tyler @ 11:45 pm
gym determination

gym determination

At the gym lately something has been changing. It was subtle at first, but now it is more clear than ever before. People are determined. This may seem obvious, this is a Gym we’re talking about after all. But this is beyond simple summer buffing up and puffing out. This is more than firming muscles and leaning down specific physical areas. I’m seeing people taking control of their lives in a conscientious and productive way, day by day. And despite how busy the gym has gotten even during non-peak hours, people are extremely kind and courteous and respectful at every turn. I’m seeing it from the staff to totally buff strong dudes who you would expect to be macho. These guys are usually the ones who have the best attitudes are go out of their way to share the gym environment.

The strange thing is that during times like these, where things are uncertain, one might expect that people would hole up and isolate themselves. And I’m sure that’s happening…but not at our gym. I’m seeing less idle conversations and people are exchanging nods of respect and getting serious workouts completed. I see friends from Facebook and the neighborhood all the time, but I try to keep the conversation and pleasantries to a minimum. The reason for this, is because we are trying to do something. What that something is, I’m not completely sure yet.

Of course, this is Orange County, and people usually try to look their best here. But what’s been happening lately is not indicative of vanity. The feeling I get when I’m at the gym, is that we are all preparing.

Some of us may be preparing for the next day of work, others prepare for the dating scene or family, and others still prepare for the unknown, that distant event that the newspapers keep pointing at without actually saying it. I find myself preparing to become a better human battery, a better source of energy to be utilized when the time is right.

Today I was going to use a leg exercise machine, and a gentleman who was about 30 or 40 years older than I am obviously was interested in using it. I yielded to machine to him without a moments hesitation. It had nothing to do with honor or chivalry, it just felt right and I wanted to pass on the same courtesy that so many others have shown me.

When I sit back and think about what the future holds for us. I seriously come up with a blank. I just finished with a degree in International Relations and I should have some predictions…or something. But the more I learn, the more preparation instead of prediction seems to be the sturdier path. A bridge made of a million wires can support more than a bridge made of two beams of the strongest steel.

We all have busy lives, and busier minds. But at the gym, we slow things down. There will always be someone who is faster, stronger or tougher. Being at the gym is less about competition and more about showing up and making some progress. With every step on the StairMaster, and every crunch on the sit-up table, we add a small weight on the scale…and we will eventually tip it in our favor.

-Tyler

June 19, 2011

Joke of the Day

Filed under: Original Writing — Tyler @ 8:28 pm

Two chocolate chip cookies and a scoop of vanilla ice cream are at a party. One of the chocolate chip cookies said to the other chocolate chip cookie:

“You just don’t understand!”

“That’s because you do nothing but mumble.”

“The only reason why I mumble is because I’m depressed.”

“I’d be depressed too if I was made with a rolling pin instead of a spatula.”

“The only thing you know about rolling is how to use your gambling to weasel every last chip from the casino.”

“Well it looks like I’m at least good a one thing. And that is exactly one more thing than you are good at, my chocolately friend.”

“Oh, so now you’re saying I’m chocolatey. What, are you trying to butter me up?”

“From the looks of things that happened a long time ago.”

Then one of the chocolate chip cookies turned to the scoop of vanilla ice cream and said,

“Hey, Scoop, how come you always stand there, you never get involved? We are battling it out and you think you can just take the high road all the time. Can’t you back me up once in a while?”

Then the scoop of vanilla ice cream said to the two chocolate chip cookies,

“I don’t think I want to get in the middle of this.”

-Tyler
June 2011

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