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June 24, 2011

Scrambled Artichoke Heart Frittata

Filed under: Cooking — Tyler @ 10:33 pm
Scrambled Artichoke Heart Frittata in cooking process

Scrambled Artichoke Heart Frittata in cooking process

This is a recipe for hungry people. If you eat this too many days in a row, then you probably won’t live to read the next recipe that this site has to offer. It is a Scrambled Artichoke Heart Frittata and it is delicious. I eat food like this if I am extremely hungry and have recently done a great deal of exercise. It is high in fat, cholesterol, protein, and oil. It also has artichoke hearts, tomatoes, some avocado and pepper in it to make it more balanced. The main ingredients are as follows:

Preparation Bowl #1

4 eggs – yolks and all, beaten and put in its own bowl.

Preparation Bowl #2

1 medium sized tomato – cut out all the hard parts. Then cut it up into pieces. It will be mostly melted and turned into the juices for the meal so making it super small is unnecessary and not recommended.

1 half of an avocado – it is preferable that this is a ripe avocado. This will make the whole dish taste good.

4 artichoke heart sections – these artichoke hearts could be purchased in a little jar. They usually come in oil. They are delicious quite literally by themselves, and will make an excellent addition to this simple dish. If you don’t have any that are in a jar. Then you can always use fresh artichoke hearts. If you are using fresh artichoke hearts that you boiled and steamed yourself. Then just use one full artichoke heart that you cut into four pieces.

Once everything is in Preparation Bowl #2 then add some salt, olive oil, and pepper to the bowl. Stir it up with a spoon and let it hang out until you are ready.

Preparation Bowl #3

White Cheese (choose your favorite white cheese) – add as much as your little inner cheese minion wants (if you do not feed your cheese minion then it will no longer be your familiar) it is best if the cheese is cut into manageable chunks or slices. They are going to be melted as the dish progresses.

Let’s get started!

First things first. This is an easy dish to make. It is much faster than the other recipes on here and it is fun. You will impress people and probably yourself with how good it is. Too bad you will probably eat it all yourself and not share. (I don’t)

Take a skillet or pan and put some olive oil in it. Make sure you have all your preparation bowls ready to go. Then turn the heat on high over a small stove and heat up the pan. Once the olive oil is all spread around by using a spreading brush add some butter to it. Once the butter is all heated up and bubbling, drop the beaten eggs from Preparation Bowl #1 into the pan. Don’t disturb it for about 40 seconds or more. Right before it gets cooked enough that it looks like it could be turned into an omelet, then take a spatula and scramble the eggs. Once the eggs are slightly cooked for about 15 seconds, move onto the next step.

Quickly stir in the contents of Preparation Bowl #2 into the eggs. Add more oil and butter as you go. Start stirring immediately and let the tomatoes get all juicy into the mix. You can reduce the heat to medium at this point. I would add some extra pinches of salt and more pepper during this time. Too much salt makes it gross, but pepper can be quite generous if you like pepper.

Continue to stir the whole thing for another 40 seconds and then add the cut pieces of white cheese from Preparation Bowl #3 into the pan. Now your meal should look like the first picture at the top of this recipe. Keep stirring and stirring, try not to let too much stick to the bottom of the pan. Although some sticking is inevitable unless you have some kind of super non-stick ban that I don’t know about.

As your stir the Scrambled Frittata, you will notice the meal is changing color. I’ve found that depending on the type of olive oil you use, the color will vary. But you can always taste test the eggs to see if it is done.

scrambled artichoke frittata finished and ready to eat

Scrambled Artichoke Frittata ready to eat

Once you taste-tested your meal, and find that it is done. You can put in on a nice plate, put it in a bowl…it will taste good no matter what if you did it right. I prefer putting it in a bowl because then it stays warm longer. And since there is so much food, it takes a little time to eat it all. I usually just put it in a bowl and then clean up the dishes before I even eat the meal. In the Zen Book I’m reading, the zen master says that once the area is clean after eating the food, then and only then is the meal complete. Well, I like to eat guilt free by doing the tougher dishes first…everything except for my fork and bowl. That way I don’t have to worry about it and I can go for a walk around town to digest the meal.

This is a lot of food, so two young people could probably share this and both feel happy. But the picture makes it look so small. I just want to pinch it with my fingers and eat it all over again.

One thing you’ll notice with food preparation, is that the size and shape of the serving dish will greatly affect the perception of the portions. If you look at the picture up and to the right, it will look very small. But in fact there is 4 eggs in there and a whole tomato, among other things. If this was on a plate you probably wouldn’t even be able to finish it all without it getting cold. But in a large bowl, it looks like a little fairy snack…for giants to eat.

-Tyler

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June 23, 2011

A Monster Movie can send us to Tago Mago in Future Days

Filed under: Music-Reviews — Tyler @ 8:42 pm
can great albums

Tago Mago - Monster Movie - and Future Days album art

There is absolutely no reason to even consider doing a play by play of the work by Can. The entire albums of Monster Movie, Tago Mago and Future Days are solid gold. They have this strange quality to them where the albums can be used for both meditation, relaxation and working on the computer interchangeably. I’ve literally purchased Tago Mago by Can four times! I once bought it and then gave it to someone because he said, “Cool Music, man!” That was very altruistic, but the fact is that I still wanted the album so I needed to buy it again. I don’t even know what happened to it the second and third times. The fourth time I bought the album, the sender was out of stock and so I got my money back. Tago Mago is an album that is so good that there are certain things in the middle of the album that reminded me of when my mom brought home a tape of a man chanting inside a cave. The man recorded his spiritual singing and it was life changing to say the least. I remembered wanting to hear the singing again years later but I didn’t know what happened to her tape. Well, Tago Mago has a track that seriously sounds like that, except there is other sparse orchestration happening at the same time.

I remember talking to my friend about the album Monster Movie, he said, “It’s pretty raw right?” And I totally agreed. It was raw but it sounded so sincere. There is complete ego destruction happening on these albums. This is the kind of music that being able to listen to a complete album of it, an actual life goal. In comfortable clothes and wearing headphone either reclining in my chair or on the bed has been some of the best music listens in my life.

Part of why I’ve been able to just relax and enjoy the music during the day lately, is because I finally finished school. I’ve spent so much of my life stressed about getting to a certain point, or concerned about something not happening, that I would always listen to the best music very late at night. This is because night time felt like it belonged to me. I wasn’t using the borrowed time of the day.

In the film, “Star Trek: Generations” Kirk and Scotty are talking about how Sulu had a daughter. And Kirk was completely astonished that Sulu had found the time to have a family. And Scotty said something like, “…You always said, ‘We make the time for what is important.'” Well you know what? I’m making time during the day for my Can music.

The music easily increased my productivity. I took the dog for a walk early in the morning and was tired. So I meditated in my chair to Tago Mago. Then I was energized and I read a lot of a great book on Ancient Sumerian grammar. I never knew that the Sumerians were so prefix and suffix heavy in their words. This book is one of the few in my collection that actually has symbols, translations, grammar guides and a lexicon all in one. The only drawback is that the book centers on only 30 tablets but it is the perfect setting to learn the language. It was so hilarious when I was reading the back of the book and then cutting back to Section Two and reading line by line of a business receipt for cattle sales. The concept of being able to decipher a document written over 4,000 years ago made me laugh out loud.

Just like uncovering an ancient text, Future Days is a album that opens with beauty and tranquility. The title track has such style and demeanor that I was considering using it to write tonight. But the album is so good I decided against listening to any music for the time being so I have virgin ears for the album later tonight. I’m going to make today a triple Can.

A lot of bands have great vocals or great drums or excellent bass. But Can is one of the ones that stick out in my mind that has such skill and passion for the groove, that it doesn’t even need imitation. The recordings from Can seem to have completed that sonic aspect in my mind that does not need any substitute.

A friend once said that music does things to our minds that we are not even conscious of. I completely agree with that because after being dead tired, and listening to a complete Can album like Monster Movie, I felt totally energized. It was as if I took a three hour nap and jogged for 10 minutes. That was the kind of energy I had before going out and taking care of some stuff.

All I can say, is that the friends who introduced me to this kind of music have seriously made a tremendously positive impact on my life. And I feel honored to have even heard these monumental albums once, let alone have them in my possession during one time or another.

-Tyler

 

June 22, 2011

Remove a hot tea bag without burning fingers

Filed under: Tips and Tricks — Tyler @ 6:22 pm

Whenever I go to Starbucks and order tea. I always order some ice water as well. That way, while the tea is steeping I can drink some water.

But sometimes if you order a large tea with two teabags in it, one of the strings may fall in the water and you don’t want to burn your fingers to take the tea bag out.

So all you have to do, in order to remove the hot tea bag, you just pop the lid on the ice water and dip your fingers into it for 1 second. Then immediately grab the tea bag that is floating at the top. You should be able to snatch the tea bag without burning your fingers. This is because the hot water of the tea has to warm the cold water of the ice water before it burns your fingers.
DISCLAIMER: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. If you are very slow and aren’t fast enough to grab the tea bag this way just use a spoon or fork or one of those wooden stick things to get the teabag out. Try not to burn yourself.

-Tyler

Sodium and Gomorrah

Filed under: Tyler's Mind — Tyler @ 5:43 pm
hot dog regret

Hot Dog Regret

I’m not going to disclose the hot dog manufacturer who produced these monstrosities. This is because overidon.com is not a website about negativity. But this story must be told. Today I was on my way to the gym and my mom got home from Yoga. I told her I was going to leave and she begged me to cook her some hot dogs. Since, I was on my way to the gym and hadn’t had lunch yet, I decided that I would eat a couple hot dogs myself as well. I started up the grill and opened the package. “OH COOL! 2X sized hot dogs, these are going to taste great. And they are supposed to be extra high quality. Maybe these will actually have some meat from a mammal in them!” I put the jumbo hot dogs on the grill. The large plastic package could only hold four of the hot dogs and I didn’t want to put a lone hot dog in the freezer because I knew I’d eat two of them and my mom would have at least one.

After thoroughly cooking the hot dogs I summoned my mom and told her that the dogs were ready to be eaten. We both ate a dog and then I went to eat a second hot dog. Everything was fine at first but then I realized that I wasn’t feeling too good. What was the problem? I’m a 31 year old man who works out every other day and has a very fast metabolism. I’ve been eating hamburgers and other food in large quantities in order to keep up with my internal stomo-furnace and I thought hot dogs might add some extra nitrogen to the flame. Nitro makes cars go fast so why not me?

Well, after a few minutes from the 2nd jumbo dog, I started feeling really bad. Not bad enough that I thought I was going to get sick, but I felt that I needed to go to the gym IMMEDIATELY and try and get this stuff either integrated into my body or sweated out pronto. Then my mom asked me if I would go on a run to the pharmacy to pick up some heartburn medicine. This afternoon was heading downhill…fast.

I then took the hot dog plastic packaging from the trash and looked at the nutritional information. It said that the suggested serving size was ONE hot dog only. And I ate two. I was worried. Then I read the fine print. It said that each single jumbo hot dog was 44% of the day’s suggested sodium content! This meant that in literally 15 minutes I ate 88% of my total sodium intake. No wonder I felt horrible. I knew hot dogs were salty critters but nearly half of one’s sodium intake in a single dog, not counting the bun?

When I was on my way to the gym, I usually grab a cup of tea from Starbucks and chat with the baristas for a couple minutes. This way I can walk to the gym and have something warm to drink on the way there. I was talking about the salt content of the hot dogs with the barristas and I said I felt like I was having a salt overload. And he said that I was going to turn into a pillar of salt with all the sodium decadence. If Gomorrah was hot dog land then I’m in big trouble.

At the gym, I began my workout on the StairMaster. In just 10 minutes of level 7 step workout I seriously was 80% more drenched in sweat than normal. I could have opened my own Gatorade store with all the electrolytes my pores were excreting. I was afraid to do my normal heavy sit-up regiment because I didn’t want to barf.

When I was discussing the situation with the girl at the reception desk at the gym, I told her that I was going to tell my mom, “We are not doing this again.” It was as if I was giving myself my own hot dog intervention. This is serious.

-Tyler

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