I’m looking at Craigslist.org’s Lost and Found section. It is really weird how many people are missing, #1 – their pets, and #2 their phones. I remember when my neighbors put up signs saying, “Please help. Lost turtle.” How do you loose a turtle? By the time you noticed the turtle was missing it could only have walked about 10 feet. Check the street-corner or farmer’s market. Maybe it was pickup up some lettuce.
A few months ago I at a Carl’s Junior. I ate my burgers and then left. But then when I got in the car I noticed I lost my sunglasses. So I walked back into the restaurant and looked near my booth. A man turned to me and said, “Hey.” And I said, “You find some glasses?” And then he kind of was like, “Yeah…” and I said, “They are held together with tape.” A moment later the man laughed and said, “Ha, ha, yeah it looks like they are held together with tape.” Then he handed them back to me and said, “Here you go, hehe.”
After hearing that I realized that the man must have had two laughs that day. The second laugh was that my sunglasses were held together with tape. And the first laugh was that the economy was doing very poorly so not everyone can run out and get new sunglasses all the time. One big, laughy-laugh comedy day for you sir.
One guy posted a couple days ago that he lost some designer brown glasses in Laguna. He says there is a reward. Well, first of all, I hope it was an overcast day in Laguna. Because since you’re a beach town, most people who find glasses will probably just use them. And second of all, I hope the reward is better than the selling price.
Someone seriously just posted that they are missing their microchipped dog. What’s up? Don’t they know that you can GPS the dog if they have that? I can GPS my phone and it has microchips. Get with the program.
Another person said they found some eye glasses at a garage sale and they want to return them to the owner. I bet the garage sale proprietors didn’t realize that people sometimes just want to get involved in businesses any way they can. The person probably really liked the garage sale and how it was handled. So he or she put the glasses down as a way to be part of the fun.
One person put up pictures of their lost cat and their house looked so messy that it is doubtful that anyone is going to contact the original owners besides the producer from, “Hoarders.”
This is unbelievable. Somone put on Craigslist that they found a wallet with over 1-grand in cash in it. Didn’t you see Edwards Scissorhands? You’re supposed to give the wallet to the police. Cops need wallets too bro.
-Tyler