Two chocolate chip cookies and a scoop of vanilla ice cream are at a party. One of the chocolate chip cookies said to the other chocolate chip cookie:
“You just don’t understand!”
“That’s because you do nothing but mumble.”
“The only reason why I mumble is because I’m depressed.”
“I’d be depressed too if I was made with a rolling pin instead of a spatula.”
“The only thing you know about rolling is how to use your gambling to weasel every last chip from the casino.”
“Well it looks like I’m at least good a one thing. And that is exactly one more thing than you are good at, my chocolately friend.”
“Oh, so now you’re saying I’m chocolatey. What, are you trying to butter me up?”
“From the looks of things that happened a long time ago.”
Then one of the chocolate chip cookies turned to the scoop of vanilla ice cream and said,
“Hey, Scoop, how come you always stand there, you never get involved? We are battling it out and you think you can just take the high road all the time. Can’t you back me up once in a while?”
Then the scoop of vanilla ice cream said to the two chocolate chip cookies,
“I don’t think I want to get in the middle of this.”
-Tyler
June 2011