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This article is about a form of Facebook participation. It involves being offline from the chat mode but posting jokes on one’s status anyway. This is great because you can tell everyone jokes and not have to reap the consequences of having people hurl insults via chat mode. I love this feature and I’m going to use it more often whenever I have a really good zinger. A few minutes ago I just asked the question: What kind of herb is the best at sports? And I bet lots of people are going to think about that one for a while and think of something sassy. But I can think of only a few people that are going to figure out the real answer. But since you read this article I’ll tell you.
Q: What kind of herb is the best at sports?
A: tournament
HAAH!!!
Ok. So you probably want to be Facebook friends immediately after hearing that, but hold on…there’s more!
Q: What is the most boring form of transportation?
A: zzzcopter
BOOM!
Dude I got more.
Q: What’s a walruses favorite dating site?
A: PlentyOfFish.com
Served. Don’t hang up yet.
My ex-girlfriend used to always buy designer pairs of jeans in two’s. There wasn’t a single time when she would buy just one. I guess that’s because of how much she liked to second-GUESS.
Ok. Fine, now you can add me.
-Tyler