Tyler Balding
Family members are really great. They remind you of things you might never have thought of. But for some reason my brother cares more about my thinning hair than I do! He makes a really big deal about it. He says that I no longer have a fore-head, and now I have a “Five-head.” The reason for this is because he said that I can take all of my fingers in my hand and put them on my head and not touch any hair because my hairline is receding. Do I really want to be reminded of this stuff? I got bigger fish to fry than loosing a few hairs! It would be OK if he reminded me about me loosing my hair every few months or so. But it seems like every other time I see my brother he mentions how I need to invest in Rogaine or some other form of hair loss prevention treatment. This is such a total scam. I am not going to spend money to try and coax my follicles into making more hair. And I surely don’t want to do that hair transplant stuff. If I start loosing my hair on a massive scale then guess what I’m going to do? -Buy LESS shampoo! Why? Because I won’t need as much that’s why.
A lot of men get scammed into doing ridiculous things with their scalps because they think they are less attractive to women if they have less hair. If you are in that camp let me break this down for you real quick. Instead of spending your money on hair regeneration products and treatments, spend more money on women and earn more money and make it very clear that you are interested in spending your money on women. TRUST ME. You will have no problem meeting a girl.
Just the other day people called me, “Salt ‘n’ Pepper” and I asked the guy why and he said it was because I had so much gray hair. I thought to myself, “You have about as much charisma as a rock!” This is how you’re going to solidify our friendship, by dissing my hair. I personally think I look rad.
-Tyler