Is conspiring to take over the world good for online dating? So far girls have been looking at my profile but no one has messaged me yet. Let’s take a look at what I got on my profile so far… YOU DECIDE WHAT’s GOOD!
Plenty of Fish as of December 11th 2009:
I just recently hand-wrote a Fantasy/Adventure book. I love to write and get inspiration. One way that I get inspired is by going to the movies and stealing other people’s ideas! Besides writing, my goals are to use my skills as a producer and editor to make commercials for products that I create. I also have a blog. One thing that I’d like to aspire to is to conspire to take over the world. Now I know you might think that is a little extreme but what I mean is that I’d like to find like minded people who want to change this planet from a place of worry and negativity and constant fear for the future, and turn the world into a place where there is limitless potential for men and women to explore their dreams. So making money is important to me. I feel that the kind of money that I want to make is profits from owning the source of production. I want to create and own products and sell them and then at the same time use my blog to teach others how to make money and become self sufficient. I really feel that people are capable of fulfilling their dreams if they know that there are other people out there that genuinely want everyone as a whole succeed in living prosperous lives. So when I say I want to take over the world I mean I want to conspire to make Planet Earth a chill place for everybody to be able to make some bread and spread some butter on it too.
Overall I don’t think this is what women want to read when they look at a dating profile. But I’m going to leave it up for a day or two. “Conspire to make Planet Earth a chill place” ??? Do women really care about this stuff? I know I do. But I also blog about Doobie McDonald making cookies with his cat so sue me. No wait don’t! Let’s look at what I have to say about a first date…
I love trance music, techno, drum and bass, 1970’s progressive rock music, and relaxing music. I like house but I don’t listen to it much outside the clubs. But I like house when it is played in clubs.
For a first date I’d like to do something where we can talk and get to know each other. I’d like to do something fun like go to a coffee shop and get something to drink to go and then go somewhere where we can buy some music. I love to eat so getting food would be good. Getting sushi or a vegetarian restaurant or Thai Food, or a Burger Place (I try not to eat burgers too often) would be good times. I love going to the movies and I usually have a good time seeing anything if the company is good but I’d like to get to know the person I’m going to the movies with before going to the movie. You know what I’m saying? Ever go on a date with someone at the movies and then just sit there for 2 hours at feel like, “Well that was fun, I got to stare at the screen with a complete stranger.” If you get to know someone first then you can share laughs and have a better moviegoing experience.
I don’t drink alcohol but I don’t mind bars. And I think dancing RULES I love dancing, so going to clubs is always a plus. I like buying my date drinks, but I don’t like it when my date gets totally hammered so I feel like we’re on different levels. One time I took a girl out for a date and she just got slammed and I was like, “Well that was fun…for YOU! At least I got to eat some pizza.” Then after we left the bar I was getting some gas and went inside the quickie mart to buy some ice cream and I saw her pounding on the door. And I was like, “HUH?” so I unlocked her door with my remote (I guess she locked herself in the car because she was so drunk) and then she puked all over the ground of the gas station. It wouldn’t have been too bad because I was planning on just driving away with my ice cream sandwich anyway but while I was purchasing my chip-which some high school girls were like, “Is that your girlfriend barfing all over the place?” And so yeah, on a first date and on every date I’d like to dance and go to clubs without having my date barf.
So for a first date we could get coffee, go eat somewhere, see a movie, go to a club. But for a more mellow date we could go miniature golfing, or get frozen yogurt. Or else we could just chat on facebook.
Let’s see how this goes!
