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Caffeine Tax Let’s tax all Caffeine products 10% and then use that money to pay for junior colleges across the USA. Consumers as a whole spend literally millions of dollars per day on caffeinated sodas, coffee products, tea, and chocolate. If we taxed that just 10% and invested that money into junior colleges, our economy would benefit tremendously. The reason why we should put the money into junior colleges Continue reading Caffeine Tax By Car Johnson I decided to give up on fried porcupines and the whole farm idea. I’m just not cut out for it. Animals and I don’t mix. Every pet I’ve ever had has been a source of problems. Even my goldfish. Goldy tried to run away on thirty-three separate occasions. Of course, there isn’t much a goldfish can do outside of his bowl, so I could just Continue reading The Life and Times of Car Johnson Part 21 Everybody knows Caffeine is a drug. It does psychoactive stuff to your brain and the rest of your body. Click here to find out more about caffeine. But what many people don’t realize is that not only is caffeine a drug that changes how your mind and body works, but that caffeine is a scam. I have worked in about 4 coffee shops in my lifetime and I have witnessed Continue reading The Caffeine Scam By Car Johnson I think monkey burgers will be the next big thing. Everyone always wants some new culinary experience like emu steaks or fried Twinkies. Of course, some people will find eating monkeys disgusting, but that’ll just add to the charm. New is one thing, but controversial is a whole other ball of wax. A photo of a bunch of fluffy kittens is boring, but smear a Continue reading The Life and Times of Car Johnson Part 20 By Car Johnson It’s hard having a girlfriend who thinks she’s a butterfly. Don’t get me wrong, it’s always fun to have a limber girl in a winged leotard lick you like a lollipop, while getting all the pollen from your piston, but when you end up wrapped in a cocoon made of mosquito net and are forced to eat nothing but leaves, it starts to lose Continue reading The Life and Times of Car Johnson Part 19 Golden Ladybug landed on me today I had a wonderful critter day. It all started when I had to brush my dog’s teeth. Even though her teeth are slimy and she kept licking the poultry flavored toothpaste…it was fun. Dogs are so cute normally. But when you pull their lips up and they show their fangs, they look kind of like monsters. I think a dog’s fur is what Continue reading Wonderful Critter Day |
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